omg i had to call the bank to cancel my debit card because i lost it and after the lady canceled it or whatever she’s all “can I offer to add auto bill pay on your account? it’s a safer way to blah blah blah…”
like did you miss the part where I LOST MY WALLET TODAY?! ya gurl is too stressed for auto bill pay jesus
i am too dumb for this planet. darwinism should’ve gotten rid of me a long time ago.